August 2011
castleoflions asked: #he is so fine
Child, please tell me you know that that's Lady Gaga dressed as a guy, ahaha.
Child, please tell me you know that that's Lady Gaga dressed as a guy, ahaha.
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whiskersonkittens:
Damn uterus refreshing itself every month like it owns the place.
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The US budget is like a 1st grader playing Oregon Trail. Spend all the money on...
– Malhavoc430 // Reddit (via mattchew03)
You know, if President Obama walked on water, the Fox News headline would read,...
– Daniel O’Sullivan in response to FoxNation article titled “Obama’s Hip-Hop BBQ Didn’t Create Jobs” (via angry-red)
I’ve never seen any proof that he can swim. Obama: release the swim test certificate! (via nom-chompsky)
When someone mentions your weeaboo phase
romioneshipper:
cquovis:
“I am a turtle. My home’s on my back. And yet I feel the only home I’ll ever have is in the space where our roads merged and traveled along together for a time.”
things i should do
● draw
● sleep
things i want to do
● dick around on tumblr endlessly
● eat scads of terrible food
"It's as if I've inherited a skin I cannot quite fit, and so I walk about constantly pulling and and tugging, pinning and pruning, trying desperately to fill it out, hoping that no one will look at me struggling and say, 'That one there- she's a fraud, Look how she doesn't fit at all."
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Damn geeks →
undercoverdyke:
Today’s Stupidest Letter of the Day
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Aug 4, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Mercury reader Matthew writes:
Look, I know I’m the only one, but can we please quit using the words “geek” or “nerd” to describe people (Vol. 12 # 10- “Geek Week”). Not only is it insulting and alienating, but it’s also unfair. Why don’t you describe the gay pride celebration as...
Awake & unafraid.: This one's directed at the idea... →
afeastforsquidwolves:
Like I’ve said before, my daughter is nine. At nine, she’s not confused by the fact that her daddy is engaged to another man. She’s not confused that her cousin Grey was married to another man before divorcing him. She’s not confused that one of my friends is a woman…